Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Today, my six-year-old daughter organized a treasure hunt… for our cat. She hid the contents of an entire bag of cat food all around the house. FML
Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I'm a 26 year-old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML
Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
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mycookiezz 0
Either your not so smart, or Hello Kitty has stepped her crossword game up. haha
randomchickkk 0
well there's a reason it's for kids
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Comments (122)
sephoraprincess 7
that stinks op. not the end of the world though…
ThatOneKid4 0
As creppy as this might be, but I thought I would let you know that you are stunning gorgeous.
letsgetouttahere 3
Don't worry, you're not the only one who can't do word searches. I never used to finish them in the time limit when they gave us them at school :(
meeba 2
some people are just bad at word searches
FistingRobot 0
Hooked on phonics?
OCDC 9
Well, Hello Kitty is Japanese. So there's always a slight chance the words were things like "Hajimemashite" or "Konnichiwa"
neondeath 0
hello kitty is Japanese but not the English version words are prob like play love and others
OCDC 9
I was being sarcastic
Doortje 30
Play, love, ball, pussy..
OCDC 9
That's why OP couldn't find the words, he/she didn't know what to look for ;)
Proudmary 2
more like 始めまして and 今日は you mean.
FML858 0
21&92= LMAO EPIICC WIINNN. made me LOL.
FMLMaster2010 0
tehe
bsgirls 0
major ydi WTF y would u go into a hello kitty book? retard
I_R_Genius 3
Did you have a really rough childhood? Did your parents put you through so much school that you become mentally retarded? It's not that hard to spell out the whole word, so please do so.
bsgirls 0
y do u care anyway????
bsgirls 0
I'll spell this out for you.... **** you
Luvmehateme292 0
Uh because Hello Kitty ROCKS YOUR SOCKS!! Duh.
maszaros 9
someone should be riding the short bus...
TheSofaKing 7
You are sofa king we todd did
attatood 8
I'm pretty sure I would have kept that to myself, but if you're going to put yourself out there you deserve whatever comments you get... duhhhh.