Clothes, Stuck and Awkward: Going medieval

Going medieval

By hurley - 27/02/2011 10:10 - Australia

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

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You deserved it 9 935

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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You deserved it 34 843

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

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You deserved it 3 531

Poor planning

By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML

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You deserved it 444

Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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You deserved it 3 279

By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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You deserved it 54 386

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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You deserved it 64 821

Get me out of here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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You deserved it 269

By Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 831

You deserved it 63 542

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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You deserved it 5 945

By Earthboundb - 23/03/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I just got back from a Civil War Reenactment in Virginia, my first big event in years. I spent over $200 on gas and food, and had to drive for over 10 hours both ways from Massachusetts. When I finally got there I realized, I had left my uniform at home. FML

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You deserved it 61 557

Zebidee 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:13

If you have to sleep in it and can't get home, go to a hotel and ask them if they have a room for a knight.

Doortje 29

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:14

I bet every real knight has been in that situation at least once.

Comments

Shanetacular 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:11

you have mean friends

novair 5

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:37

I say win. go home order a pizza and when the guy comes to the door open it hastly and say finally help has arrived this dragon is to powerful! then hand him a sword.

stacster 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:35

seems like you put in alot of thought for that one…

Autoshot 9

Monday 28 February 2011 0:35

Atleast you got your gauntlets off to type this FML.

rpace35 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:59

I'm surprised he has any friends...

KyleIsSoFine 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:54

I'm laughing my ass off right now xD Y'all commenters are too funny ;D I'd do you all jkjkjk.

jenzan 8

Monday 28 February 2011 9:56

Win!

deni64 0

Monday 28 February 2011 23:47

Sometimes, the guy you think is a "Knight In Shining Armor" just winds up being a retard wrapped in tin foil! J/K, I saw this on a t-shirt today, and had to share

spicyasscakes 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:11

hahaha sucks

Nikki_ASW 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:12

Just call someone and have them come over and help you.

jayAZ 3

Monday 28 February 2011 2:44

Fitting picture you have for this post, hahaha

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 28 February 2011 7:57

Obvious exits are LEFT, RIGHT, and DENNIS.

RinnieRiot 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:12

Ask someone else for help.

Zebidee 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:17

Exactly. You can't possibly tell me there are no other people at the re-enactment, on the way home, or at home. There are no other people in the entire universe that could possibly help you for two seconds to undo a couple of things so you can get the rest of the gear off. YDI simply because you can't think of the most basic thing to solve the simplest of problems.

vettle 6

Monday 28 February 2011 6:02

oooo ask for help!! now why didn't they think of that!?

KyleIsSoFine 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:55

Seriously. OP you fail -___-

Doortje 29

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:14

I bet every real knight has been in that situation at least once.

Zebidee 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:21

It happens to Sir Paul McCartney more often than you'd think.

docscientist 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 22:40

He often gets caught in his own ego.

insanesna1l 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:17

op would have died long ago if these were medieval times

TurkeyBaconLovin 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:16

your gonna have to drop a deuce in it

instnt1nfction 17

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:17

sleep in it

Lunaa94 6

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:18

The amour? You battled with love? You must be hate. I bet you lost.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:46

Love is "Amor". Duh.

Norwegian_Wood 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:09

38- Au contraire, in French, love is 'amour'. You're thinking in Spanish or some other language, but 8 isn't wrong. You're both right. :)

lordcaliburx 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:08

and that what you get for trying to be a douch. douch.

ScuseMePrincess 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:18

Now's your chance to rescue maidens and slay dragons/infidels. I wish I could get some knight armor...

KyleIsSoFine 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:57

Awwwh, what a cutie little panduh ^_~

aries_fellintona 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:18

i work at a lot of re-enactments...all you had to do is ask someone for help..and they will help....i have suited up many knights and many more undone when they need help. people are re-enactments are very nice, even if you are an outsider in that group...