Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Today, my six-year-old daughter organized a treasure hunt… for our cat. She hid the contents of an entire bag of cat food all around the house. FML
Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I'm a 26 year-old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML
Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
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mycookiezz 0
Either your not so smart, or Hello Kitty has stepped her crossword game up. haha
randomchickkk 0
well there's a reason it's for kids
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Comments (122)
Picking_Kuppies 0
daughter's*?
loshysucks 0
nerd.
AK92 0
yes daughter's! it's her daughter's coloring book.... maybe you should go back to second grade.
cindayy77 0
Haha nice
harpr69 2
School systems failed you!
GawZ 0
Do you want me to change your diaper too? Come on man, grow some balls and start reading books. You'll get smarter.
choirnerd9 0
Haha wow. Don't worry OP, when our teacher gave us those things in second grade, I always copied off of my smart friend XD
loshysucks 0
LMFAO YOU SUCK BIATCH
anorexicbarbie 8
Were you dropped on your head when you were young?
loshysucks 0
is this suppose to make me laugh?
john7h567hgrd 0
Lol don't worry, she got banned!
alexavb15 4
Ha Epic Fail !;
lickerassholes 0
simples
lemoncows 2
knots are hard...
PreludeToADream 0
To be fair, if it was about kids TV programs and all that I'd be screwed too. Also, it could be like that 'Are you smarter than a 10 year old?' program. That's a load of bullshit.
loshysucks 0
rugby sucks.