Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML
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Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Today, my six-year-old daughter organized a treasure hunt… for our cat. She hid the contents of an entire bag of cat food all around the house. FML
Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I'm a 26 year-old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML
Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
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mycookiezz 0
Either your not so smart, or Hello Kitty has stepped her crossword game up. haha
randomchickkk 0
well there's a reason it's for kids
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Comments (122)
chosha_fml 27
Word search for ages 1 and up? o_O?
tipples123 0
Lol you ediot haha that's what you get , and by the way they don't make crosswords for one year olds . They can't write !
ChibiChibi_fml 28
"Lol you ediot haha that's what you get , and by the way they don't make crosswords for one year olds . They can't write !" Apparently neither can you.
oxAshleAxo 8
ediot?? really?? ..... you're clearly an idiot yourself.
dino111 0
why would you find words in a colouring book?
Mf2307 15
i think its kinda sad if u cant do something that is meant for a one year old lol
vivsss 11
maybe your eyes are getting oldd... and so are youu.
Proudmary 2
FFS, sometimes things made for kids can be harder on adults than for their age target. I'm not really sure what a hello kitty coloring book is so I might be talking out of my ass in this particular situation, but more often than not adults will encounter difficulties than children wouldn't, because they expect much harder things. You see a box with letters and your mind automaticaly looks for a diagonal or reverse word before looking for horizontal ones, when a child would look for the horizonal ones directly and find them instantly. It's because when your mind starts developing it's hard to go back to a child's level.
skinnyjeangirllu 0
Wow and.... how old r u .....? ROFL arnt u embarrased of putting this on FML cuz wuhh if ur crush/husband or boyfriend saww thiz??? well not to b rude but i think he/she might laugh lol sorry
raisin31408 0
what 1 year old can spell?!
Niki0308 0
by someone I meant OP and I spelt everything right BTW I just use text talk and if you think it's spelt wrong you need 2 go back 2 Pre-K
FML858 0
dip to the shit