Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
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nesscafe_fml 17
It is clear who wears the pants in that relationship...
Welshite 40
#7: too*
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Comments (91)
studave 8
In some parts of the world (eg UK) stealing someone's pants is rather gross and probably best if your friend keeps them
edanielleh 21
what?? are you talking about going commando? Even heard of washing them?
EvilLittleMan 23
Leave a pair of pants out loaded up with Icy Hot in the crotch.
edanielleh 21
one year at summer camp, i saw my roommate wearing my underwear. Joke was on her though, because it was from my dirty drawer...
eternal_malaise 10
Maybe she's a doppelgänger and wants to replace you entirely. Better arm yourself OP.
jazs1mba 3
"Friend"
yoshyosh 5
I have a "friend" who does that! She's stole my shoes, clothes, makeup, makeup brushes, and even my proactive.
worldclassrager 41
Keep everything that is yours locked up...
JhovannyA 7
How is she still your friend ?
DevilsAltair 8
Yeah,my whole family steals my stuff
Memen88 16
mark your clothes with something like your name so next time there is no way she can say its hers