Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
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nesscafe_fml 17
It is clear who wears the pants in that relationship...
Welshite 40
#7: too*
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Comments (91)
BigMac64 7
Gonna throw it out there, probably not really your friend!
fsomelife 26
You sure? Should get Chandler to check the crotch for an ink stain first.
evildemonchild 18
If I can thumbs it up 10 times I would xD
emileemarissa 7
I think it's time for you to get new friends that respect you and your stuff. I'm sorry, OP.
Grauncho 27
Set the pants on fire.
abitabanana 8
Logically, that definitely is the best option. :/
RedPillSucks 33
The logical conclusion to "liar, liar..."
Wakachulak 22
Tear off her top!
Dthsapprntc 23
This girl does not deserve the title if friend. It is time to cut her out of your life. And start writing your name on the tags of your clothes.
mnd15 10
I would have given her the option of A) she gives them back and you two never speak again or B) you call the cops and she goes to jail for theft. Either way, you get your stuff back.
Epikouros 32
She should go into politics.
LanceGoodthrust 19
Well, those pants are ruined now, seeing as how they're on fire and all.
perdix 31
It's not stealing if she's forming a Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. She's not a crook, she's just whimsical.