Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
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Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
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Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Mr. Yeah? Did you help him up?
jts2 3
Who tripped and broke their ankle? ... Tell me, mother****er. TELL ME. THE SUSPENSE IS GONNA ****ING KILL ME.
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Comments (97)
lickmyjock 0
WIfe making you too many sammichs too?
blastvortex 4
How about one guess as to why it happened in the first place? Hmm? Actually, I probably don't even need to spell it out. *eyeroll* Better luck next trip. =p
ElMundio87 0
No, I won't guess.
blah123blah 0
Who? The other jogger that tripped and you sat on?
bexox 0
I'm sorry that happened. Try to eat healthy while you're down so you don't have more weight to lose after. It's good that you started to exercise!
iamelrebel 0
at least you tried to do something! you should be proud of that...
idkweird 0
Hmmm, whenever I have jogged/ran I always watch the ground in front of me...just for this reason.
justmyluck1212 0
This FML is worded gay
Kukua 5
The saying goes "Have a nice trip, see you next FALL". As in fall down. So close, but better luck next time.
wongcf90 0
Maybe its god's way of telling you that you should not exercise, ever. =)