Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Mr. Yeah? Did you help him up?
jts2 3
Who tripped and broke their ankle? ... Tell me, mother****er. TELL ME. THE SUSPENSE IS GONNA ****ING KILL ME.
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Comments (97)
Wes2k8 0
Way to steal from a year old post. http://tinyurl.com/ya6o9py Stupid.
phatdaddy 0
TDI for being a fatass.
DeadMansCrack 4
Adding stupid comments at the end of your FML makes it less funny. Yeah. Exactly.
mrsnesbitt 0
Who?
theonegreatlife 0
FATTY
joemk2012 0
I think we need to get to the root of the problem.
Satara 0
The universe speaks
ColdGold 6
Lay on your back. Stick your hands and feet into the air and say, "I'm a dying cockroach." That always cheers me up.
Sparkiee93 3
Oh that sucks... just exercise your upper body as much as possible and eat healthier.
mikersy 0
YDI for being a fat piece of shit, not watching your diet. What did you eat? Your mom?