Health: Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting...

By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2013 19:35 - United States - Calexico

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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By mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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By twobyfour - 15/10/2019 12:00

Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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By Ouchie - 07/10/2016 12:51 - Ireland - Celbridge

Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML

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By TommyNoFeet - 04/12/2017 06:00

Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML

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By cuz803 - 07/04/2023 14:00

Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 12:27

Mr. Yeah? Did you help him up?

jts2 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 13:12

Who tripped and broke their ankle? ... Tell me, mother****er. TELL ME. THE SUSPENSE IS GONNA ****ING KILL ME.

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dswhite85 11

Thursday 19 November 2009 18:06

Use a treadmill dumbass, stop running on the road where all the cars are...

boatkicker 4

Thursday 19 November 2009 18:34

How many roads do you know with roots on them?

sonicfury 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 18:10

so your mom broke her ankle how sad lol jk fatty

jillz 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 18:28

Minor setback. Don't ever give up.

itouchguy360 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 18:37

hehe, see, trolls cannot be funny!

ZuraLasgeon 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 19:13

haha something like that happened to me when I tried jogging a few years back. I was jogging at night in my small hicktown (population less than 100), where there are no sidewalks. I was jogging on the side of the road, and lost my footing. My ankle twisted off the side (road is like 1 inches above the dirt on the side) and I fell down. It was feeling fine the next night, so I went out again... same thing happened. This time I sprained my ankle, and gashed open my knee pretty good. I'll never jog again. If I go running somewhere, it'll be on a treadmill, at a gym. If I fall, I'm at least not alone in the dark and can have people pick me up and tend to my injuries, instead of hobbling home alone on a wounded ankle.

Kukua 5

Thursday 19 November 2009 19:31

Or.......you could just stop jogging IN THE DARK! Just a thought.

f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 20:38

But then people can see her... Keep trainin and sprainin fatty, one day the daylight will accept you

slice_of_fried_g 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 19:42

not the first to say it, but i hate the whole "guess who" thing. save that crap for MLIA

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Thursday 19 November 2009 21:09

No, please don't save it for MLIA- we hate it too.

dubbleChic 6

Thursday 19 November 2009 20:47

could it be!? YES the monkey down the street broke his ankle! YES YES YES!!!!! no more monkeys trying to rape me!!!! now i just need to get rid of the angry donkey in my closet.

beachbabie 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 21:34

omg u broke ur ankle! noooo! ur life is OVER! **** ur life. seriously. might as well end it.... who ******* cares! why do fmls suck lately!?!!?

boatkicker 4

Thursday 19 November 2009 22:14

Because if it's bad enough to actually **** someones life, than its not funny. "Today my mom gave me 12 hours to find a job so that I could start paying rent. When I came home after applying to a ton of places, she kicked me out, because I still didn't have a job. I'm only 15, and still in high school," is not nearly as funny as "Today I hurt myself because I'm a klutz."