Monkey253100
France
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Calexico, United States
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
SeeTony
United States
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
mikki bee
Reno, United States
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
TommyNoFeet
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
twobyfour
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Shelved plans
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Footloose
A little stiff and rusty
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Anonymous
Ljubljana, Slovenia
No good deed…
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Ouchie
Celbridge, Ireland
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
luvs2spooge89
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Top comments
pokefan813 16
Silly OP, breaking your ankle is not healthy.
mrsmathers17531 5
Yay for fitness.
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Comments (149)
comeatmebroo6254 1
Better to be skinny and broken than fat and lazy.
NothernNightmare 18
OP couldn't continue exercising because of the broken ankle, remember? So OP could very well be fat and broken, making your comment irrelevant.
comeatmebroo6254 1
Not if OP eats well. (: SALAD FOR EVERYONE.
kandi_kid69 15
44- Salad? Pffft. Bacon for everyone. Anyways, I'm pretty sure OP can find excercises (sp?) that don't acquire using their legs/feet/ ankles. :)
Michele2luv 8
Mmmm bacon . . .
peachesncreem 21
It usually takes most people more than just eating well to stay healthy. I hope that ankle heals quickly OP!
Briiyahh 7
Fitness gets ya Everytime
ilikesirl 0
You shoulda tried something easier first...
iseyixes 18
Fail at healthy. Win at clumsy.
josiemorehouse 12
Wow, OP, that sucks. Maybe you should watch where you're going?? Once the ankle heals up, get back out there and try not to injure yourself.
Spicemelon 5
Or eat subway!
l23VIVE 17
Your profile pic is sexy... Too bad its probably not you
Kaleigh090 11
One step forward six weeks spent lying on the couch eating popcorn and watching movies. = At least you tried!
MrThew 0
You tried to be healthy? Gross
11mandy80 6
I don't always eat pie But when I do it's march 16 - that goes along with ur picture
Harpy20 24
March 14* = pi day. 3.14= Pie.
11mandy80 6
50- my mistake sorry!
GaleIsHawt 5
And theres proof being healthy isn't always the best option!
dumboears 8
Maybe you need better shoes? And to take a running class, if that such a thing.
dumboears 8
If there is such a thing*
11mandy80 6
Ironic huh