Monkey253100
France
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Calexico, United States
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
SeeTony
United States
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
mikki bee
Reno, United States
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
TommyNoFeet
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
twobyfour
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Shelved plans
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Footloose
A little stiff and rusty
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Anonymous
Ljubljana, Slovenia
No good deed…
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Ouchie
Celbridge, Ireland
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
luvs2spooge89
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Top comments
pokefan813 16
Silly OP, breaking your ankle is not healthy.
mrsmathers17531 5
Yay for fitness.
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ashra_Raivyn 2
Sounds like me :/
perdix 31
Shoud have started with walking. I'll bet your lazy lard-ass hasn't been on a walk during this century, so maybe you get the hang of that before you graduate to jogging, and then to running.
Juiceb0x2012 0
Well. A+ for the effort. =)
kaileylovesyew 4
Omg! That happened to me a few weeks ago! Lol except it was badly sprained. Then i ended up breaking my face a few times with the crutches. This wuld make a good FML
EmmanuelManny 0
Health. Your doing it wrong.
LittleLollipop 2
Well, now you have an excuse not to! Lol, jk. You gave it an effort and you can continue when you're healed :)
icemand90 17
been there, done that. one ankle reco and 5 years later I did it again... same ankle...
uumlaut_strohson 3
hmm. It's like walking only a wee bit quicker. Been walking long?
Jaoriprilj 17
Too soon. :)
baubabe05 3
At least now you have a reasonable excuse..
JaSM7 4
How to run: left foot, right foot, repeat.