Monkey253100
France
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Calexico, United States
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
SeeTony
United States
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
mikki bee
Reno, United States
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
TommyNoFeet
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
twobyfour
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Shelved plans
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Footloose
A little stiff and rusty
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Anonymous
Ljubljana, Slovenia
No good deed…
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Ouchie
Celbridge, Ireland
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
luvs2spooge89
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Top comments
pokefan813 16
Silly OP, breaking your ankle is not healthy.
mrsmathers17531 5
Yay for fitness.
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Comments (149)
weepingangel_fml 7
Running... You're doing it wrong.
anoellem 1
Sounds like it was more healthy in theory
Bloodlvst 11
Nah, some people just need to learn to ease into it when they haven't lifted a finger in God knows how long.
Zachthejoker 10
That's why you must never leave the box
Harpy20 24
Well how long did you sit on the couch before you made that decision??
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Health: 0 Irony: 1
sup_life 0
You mean your ankle couldn't handle all the fat on your body and collapsed ?
11mandy80 6
That's mean!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Umm, no. If you're fat and can still move about and run, then chances are OP is not morbidly obese. And never in my whole life have ever heard of a heavily obese person breaking their ankles due to their weight. Do a little reaserch before bashing people because of their health (even though we don't know how fat OP is), m'Kay?
sup_life 0
Hey it's called a joke , you know what that is... Learn to laugh before you preach
kandi_kid69 15
109- I thought jokes were meant to be funny not hurtful.
11mandy80 6
That's weird... 19 and 43 have the same picture, but there are different words. Did anyone else notice that??
klimp5488 3
Grass is green... O I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about things no on cared about.
sup_life 0
You don't say?
WesleySS 3
In the words of Rob from Ridiculousness - Ghost Hole!!!!!
11mandy80 6
Well that is a silly way of exercising, breaking ur ankle.
prettyeyez 2
Hahahahahahahahaha. I did the same thing a year ago.
kaileylovesyew 4
Haha ur number 69 lol and yea i did too a few months ago