Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
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Top comments
irollup 4
Looks like you were feeling pretty generous.
ciarafox9 9
I literally FELT your pain while reading this..
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awkwardaredevil 5
Well you could have possibly made a huge difference in someone's life. The gratitude should be well worth $100.
ReesesPuffs 0
At least it's for a good cause...?
ReesesPuffs 0
At least it's for a good cause...?
Savra_fml 17
Yes, helping the economy by purchasing $100 worth of alcohol is a great cause. You should donate too!
heyimallison 0
what goes around comes around ..
Savra_fml 17
Yes! A random beggar will go up to the OP and say "here you go mate. Have a $100".
heyimallison 0
watch it actually happen..
Axioner 0
And Americans laugh at Canadian "monopoly money"... It's color coded, so it's hard to do this ^^^^
iAmPaul 49
And yet you spelled "colour" without a "u", which is the American way to spell it. But you're right though, our bills being different colours is quite helpful. Although, in this situation, we have coins up to $2 so we wouldn't be reaching into our wallets anyways. Canada FTW! :D
xXxSentiencexXx 0
It's posssible that Axioner could be on an iPod/iPhone, which come automatically set to autocorrect to the American spellings, and he/she is just too lazy to change it.
iAmPaul 49
53 - I'm on an iPod and I'm spelling it (colour) correctly. thing is, most of us canadians (especially teens on the Internet) don't care about American vs. Canadian spelling, which I find sad. :(
hollisterfreak52 1
Man that sucks :/ Atleast you were nice , next time check your money before you lend out any
megan_lovee 0
dumbass!!!!
LadyLol_fml 15
Aww this made me wince, I've done something like that too :(
Daralea 21
Woo! He's getting the fancy liquor tonight!
brandnewkey 14
So, you just carry around hundreds in your pocket along with your other spare cash?