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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

7%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

8%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

77%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

14%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

6%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

15%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

30%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

49%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%

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Jacqui_matznick's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying to fix a broken desk fan. I'd taken the guard off and was trying to unscrew the blades, when my roommate decided it'd be funny to plug it in. The blades sliced into my thumb. I need stitches, and he still thinks it's hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it