Today, I found out I'm going to have a sister. Who’s the mom gonna be? It’s my cousin from my mom’s side. My dad’s excuse? "Well, she ain’t blood related." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out that my half-brother from my mom’s side is dating my half-sister from my dad’s side when I caught them hooking up at our last family event. Even though they aren’t blood related, it’s still super creepy for some reason. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
Not that this wouldn't make it any less nauseating than it already is, but please tell me your parents are divorced.
tiptoppc 21
What is with all those banjo tunes lately. My dad’s from Louisiana and even I haven’t seen that much genetic tree spooning as I have seen on here lately. And that’s saying something coming from a family of complete rednecks myself!
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
Not that this wouldn't make it any less nauseating than it already is, but please tell me your parents are divorced.
tiptoppc 21
What is with all those banjo tunes lately. My dad’s from Louisiana and even I haven’t seen that much genetic tree spooning as I have seen on here lately. And that’s saying something coming from a family of complete rednecks myself!