Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
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DeLaNegra 0
how is this 'Love'???
epic_fail_whoa 0
Wow, even the three year old I babysit knows how to say, "Gotta go poop!"
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Comments (48)
summersong89 0
thanks #17
gofriars 0
I'm going to assume the sunglasses were to cover up the fact that you were crying from the embarrassment.
Dimaranien 1
the sunglasses made you look more...normal, right? So no one could really recognize you? Just another person...no need to memorize your face. Simple things that change your identity, like how my hair is three feet long, and no one from my work recognized me when i wore it down for the first time...
Ajaxxx 4
hey it happens ahahah. you know those wet farts. When you force your farts , shit happens, literally.
PinkDahlia 0
Who would force their farts on a ******* subway!?!?
missmoatwas 0
**SHARTED** hahahahahahah yeah I've heard of it happening to people lmao luckily never me
blinkingstarlet 15
seriously... who ***** themselves. this should've read "today, i shit my pants... FML" o.o
Captainfail 0
well, at least you had those sweet, sweet shades to hid your shame, and increase the cool factor on you crapping your pants.
Anumayis 34
This is the first comment i've read on here that actually made me laugh. and I've been around for about a year and a half.
elcarlitoxloco 0
hahaha... i'm cracking up so bad in the library haha!
24788 7
Wow, I can only hope nothing remotely close to that ever happens to me.
kiddchronic 0
sunglasses? i mean really? lol and whyd yu list this under 'love'?
brit8741 0
Love is the default category when u post from an iPhone. OP probably didn't bother to change it.
Dunne147 0
ha that sucks man, similar thing happened to this kid in my lunch period in 6th grade. my friend even sat at his table! they had to "evacuate the table" and everything! he didn't have sunglasses though.