Love: Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting...

By screwed - 24/01/2009 18:56 - Chile

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

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DeLaNegra 0

Friday 6 March 2009 7:27

how is this 'Love'???

epic_fail_whoa 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:48

Wow, even the three year old I babysit knows how to say, "Gotta go poop!"

Comments

lhazz11 23

Thursday 27 September 2012 3:45

Just pretend you're homeless.

ThatViolinGuy 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:27

...Love?

TheChelseaSays 34

Monday 25 February 2013 6:51

This is by far the most ridiculous FML I've ever read. Pretty disgusting.

xninix_fml 36

Thursday 25 July 2013 23:55

More like **** the people on the Subway lives for having to smell you.

iareaunikitty 5

Friday 19 December 2014 4:08

Dude how old are you

beautifulmymy_fml 23

Monday 13 July 2015 3:42

That's gross

ellabellaboom 24

Monday 7 November 2016 5:42

Part of me wonders how the hell did you manage to do that but then I also feel like giving you the benefit of the doubt and assume you probably have bowel problem.