Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want
another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML
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lol_ironic_life
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Now the waiter thinks that you're an abusive parent. Watch your back OP, your toddler is trying to put you away while he plans to rule the world!
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DakotaCat
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We all know he didn't fall off a cart... He's actually the world's youngest professional boxer
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robc32ca
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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Blazingcrono
| 6
Sarcasm at it's finest.
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Blazingcrono
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Its.
MY BAD GUYS. I R BAD AT ENGRISH.
MY BAD GUYS. I R BAD AT ENGRISH.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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Well done abit of tough love never hurt nobody. If all parents hit their kids we wouldnt have the paris hiltons and lindsey lohans of the world
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iliketurdles
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Relax, he's a toddler, not Stewie.
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mamamiaaa_fml
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stewies my favorite!! and I like mr Herbert. and his dog. the one that drags his body around really slowly.
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iSitt
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it's a scary time to have an injured child.
Officials do not get punished if they report child abuse though it turns out to be false. But they lose their jobs and get sued if they don't report it and it turns out there was abuse.
So the accusations fly just to protect themselves and innocent families get traumatized.
Officials do not get punished if they report child abuse though it turns out to be false. But they lose their jobs and get sued if they don't report it and it turns out there was abuse.
So the accusations fly just to protect themselves and innocent families get traumatized.
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TysGrl
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To all you ignorant child abusers: hitting children causes aggressive behavior and sexual problems. @TheRealFamilyGuy: we may not have Paris Hiltons & Lindsay Lohans, but instead we'd have Charles Mansons & Scott Petersons & every sex offender in the world. Good job "parenting" your future convicts and sexoffenders :D
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Skankles
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Way to stereotyoe abused children. Believe it or not most of them DON'T become aggressive perverts.
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QuantumLegend
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Abuse? guess it depends if OP's Asian
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lol_ironic_life
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Now the waiter thinks that you're an abusive parent. Watch your back OP, your toddler is trying to put you away while he plans to rule the world!
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theinfiniteend
| 21
What a Stewie thing to do
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DakotaCat
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We all know he didn't fall off a cart... He's actually the world's youngest professional boxer
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BoredomKillsinc
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lmao
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francy21
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i
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zythek
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Actually it's not boxing. He is the worlds youngest mixed martial artist. I would watch my back if I were you OP, when he throws a temper tantrum you could be in trouble...
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PSQ91
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Nice parenting here. No really.
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Theblue_fml
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Nice pic you got there. I think the facial expression you made was hilarious. Hahahaha. No really.
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FarSide
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You sound like one, sorry, neglectful parent. Perhaps Child Services should investigate you.
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nicknesser
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You should have gestured by punching your palm when you said them, then the waiter really would have been staring.
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footballGOD58
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I think you still missed the point..
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you_freak
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Wow.
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skatingzooyork
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hahahaha I feel your pain but that is funny!!!
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Jimboom
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Lol. Thats funny as hell.
And don't feel too bad. As parents you cannot wrap your children in cotton wool and sometimes they will only learn by hurting themselves. Chances are they will not do the same stupid thing twice, but sometimes you have to remind them.
Heck, I myself found that my parents warning of not running into the house from outside was well founded as I ran into the glass sliding door full on once.. and only once.
Though saying all that, if by a toddler you mean one that is still in nappies then chances are they won't understand your warning anyway as their grasp of vocabulary may still be a bit limited at this point.
And don't feel too bad. As parents you cannot wrap your children in cotton wool and sometimes they will only learn by hurting themselves. Chances are they will not do the same stupid thing twice, but sometimes you have to remind them.
Heck, I myself found that my parents warning of not running into the house from outside was well founded as I ran into the glass sliding door full on once.. and only once.
Though saying all that, if by a toddler you mean one that is still in nappies then chances are they won't understand your warning anyway as their grasp of vocabulary may still be a bit limited at this point.
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ashisthebomb
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obviosly it wasn't bad what she said it's just that the waiter didn't know the background story dduurrrrrr
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Ericca26
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if his comment was so durrrr why couldnt you post something as intelligent as his comment? he had a point and it was right on. the comment you just made deserves a durrr, not his.
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LadyNightowl
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You would be surprised what they understand at that age.
I have a two year old who doesn't speak very clearly (most of the time I'm the only one who understands him) but you can tell by the way he responds that he understands everything I say.
One of the advantages to never using "baby talk" with him.
I have a two year old who doesn't speak very clearly (most of the time I'm the only one who understands him) but you can tell by the way he responds that he understands everything I say.
One of the advantages to never using "baby talk" with him.
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Judus_beej
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why yell at him. kids learn by doing.
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very_ugly_girl
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Kids learning by People yelling at them.
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fistnazal
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I may just have a dirty mind or it's just the nature of this website.. but i thought for sure your default pic was something else.. lol
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Judus_beej
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40 that's the point. let's see how many pervs jack it to a lamp.
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koji8123
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dear 29, kids learn by getting hit‼ (^_^)
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mylifesucksserio
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your raising a con artist
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pamelax3
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Ouch.
I can just feel falling in the shopping cart, and hitting the metal.
Poor baby
I can just feel falling in the shopping cart, and hitting the metal.
Poor baby
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Draminicaus
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Bad pickup line, maybe. ^
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Draminicaus
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Bad pickup line, maybe.
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Florence_
| 0
Duck lips.
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
KILL IT WITH FIRE.