Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Top comments
thomasrasmussen7 20
Maybe next time you should see who it's from rather than jumping to conclusions.
qdawg06 23
You sound like THAT girlfriend... F your boyfriend's life.
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Comments (79)
pharm121 21
Do you not know your own number
ThePols 11
"WHO'S CHRISTINA YOU ******* PIG!?" "Uhmm. You are. You psycho."
sorahearts_fml 10
Wow that's hella embarrassing. ???
Fas4wd 13
Dumb
singafairytale 11
Pretty sure I'd be gone pretty fast if I was dating someone psycho enough to start an argument without having fully known what they were arguing.
worldclassrager 41
You don't your own number? Seriously?
russfml 31
Holy shit you're crazy
RhineBl 17
Dumb ass. Simple as that
burnthistown 20
This has got to be one of the most psychotic things I've ever heard of a girlfriend doing. YDI
gingypuff 1
Straight up bitch. Get dumped.