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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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Sussy baka

By Singleagain - 09/01/2022 01:59

Today, I confronted my boyfriend about allegedly texting another girl behind my back and exchanging nudes. I asked him, “If I were to look through your phone right now, would we still be together in the next 5 minutes?” He responded by smashing his phone to the ground and stomping it to smithereens. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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By tj - 26/08/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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Top comments

thomasrasmussen7 20

Friday 12 December 2014 18:42

Maybe next time you should see who it's from rather than jumping to conclusions.

qdawg06 23

Friday 12 December 2014 18:44

You sound like THAT girlfriend... F your boyfriend's life.

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ksks1234 33

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:27

I am confused, how would you not see your own name and/ or number? Why are you snooping through his phone anyway?

DrRO93 14

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:31

Read the text and the sender next time maybe?

Ilikepie82479 20

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:49

O.o

hiOWENitsANDREW 2

Saturday 13 December 2014 1:16

This isn't a **** My Life, it's a **** His LIfe...

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:09

You...dense ************... Little bit of trust issues, huh?

emileekay1242 9

Saturday 13 December 2014 5:50

I did the same thing! So don't worry, you're not alone!

djstiv3 15

Saturday 13 December 2014 6:00

man.. i hope he bitched you out for a second. lol

drrobotnik1 18

Saturday 13 December 2014 6:54

there should be an option "**** HIS life."

Al3xv3l92 24

Saturday 13 December 2014 7:20

I can see it now. Today my girlfriend tried accusing me of receiving heart text turns out she forgot that she was the one who sent me all of those FML.

Martha_91 8

Saturday 13 December 2014 17:08

trust issues much?

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