Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Guilt trip
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Lrn 2 Read
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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thomasrasmussen7 20
Maybe next time you should see who it's from rather than jumping to conclusions.
qdawg06 23
You sound like THAT girlfriend... F your boyfriend's life.
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Comments (79)
ecstasy22 12
were you trying to send those bunch of hearts to some other guy?and you accidently sent it to your boyfriend?
ezrajab 22
Trust issues maby?
Dellipop 12
This fml is dumb
ndnpride88 25
Or maybe you shouldn't rush into accusing things.
kayteakay 26
Hopefully, you apologized and will stop jumping conclusions.
tdawg91 17
Today, my girlfriend got shitty with me because I received a message with a lot of hearts in it.... It was a message from her, FML Even if it wasn't from you, so what? My exes brother gets messages like that from my phone all the time because my daughter likes to text her uncle who's away in the army. My work mate found a new job and left and he gets the occasional heart message with a "we miss you" in there. A heart doesn't always mean romance
Vestin 18
Dump him! Oh, wait ;P... Then again - you could be doing him a favor, so perhaps that's sound advice after all...
FiendHunter 19
Be smarter!
Oyas12 14
You're a blonde, aren't you?
MrDonSalvetti 27
Are you retarded or something? Seriously wtf?!