By hcditfi5foygy - 23/09/2018 13:30

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
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The only solution is to find a YouTube video of the most obnoxious car alarm and blast it out your window at max volume every time his goes off.

Get a court order compelling your neighbor to install your favorite song as his alarm sound. That way, every time it goes off — dance party!

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get a hydrolic jack and raise his car at a 45° angle and it will shut off then you have the added pleasure of him either trying to remove said blocks or if he is an idiot try to drive off.....you didn't here this from me but did you know that if only 3 of your tires get slashed car ins. won't cober them

That isnt true. Plus you would have to be an idiot to claim insurance for a slashed tire, the deductible alone will cost you more. I have my tires insured from a tire store where its covered for free for anything. Without monthly payments.

then you have shitty insurance my deductable for full coverage is $100

Give his address to any Mormons or Jehova's Witnesses in your area and ask them to drop by as early in the morning as possible.

The only solution is to find a YouTube video of the most obnoxious car alarm and blast it out your window at max volume every time his goes off.

AlyCo55 12

And make sure to play it after he turns his off

Get a court order compelling your neighbor to install your favorite song as his alarm sound. That way, every time it goes off — dance party!

If talking to your neighbor doesn't work talk to your building manager and if that don't work figure out what side of his car has battery is on take that tire off and cut the cables 😈

tounces7 27

What kind of ghetto ass area do you live in that people drive by blasting loud bass that often?

A car alarm going off all the time, especially at night, is considered a nuisance. Tell them that you wanted to warn them, because some of your neighbors will get upset and call the cops. Then if it goes off call the cops, and act like must have been somebody else.

tell him to get a new alarm or you will take it up with the city