Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Top comments
thomasrasmussen7 20
Maybe next time you should see who it's from rather than jumping to conclusions.
qdawg06 23
You sound like THAT girlfriend... F your boyfriend's life.
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Comments (79)
poose_d0g 7
Stupid
purplhaze88 20
If you cant trust your partner... Whats the point? I cant stand when a couple doesn't let one another have friends of the opposite sex, or friends in general. OP needs to reevaluate what a relationship should be based upon.
lina21 12
It sounds like you have some serious jealousy and/or trust issues. If it's trust, why are you still hanging on? If it's jealousy, get over it OP
5secondsoffuck 4
Let me tell you something, it's is easy to forget you send a message to someone, especially if they don't text back for awhile. Probably should have actually read who it was from though, not very smart OP.
Sockmonkey12 10
Looks like you're gonna have to kill that person
djsammyc 19
jealous
Krazymace 6
And he still has to put up with you? Well, he doesn't have too.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Doesn't the text message say who it's from? Surely your name was on it somewhere. Still, how could you forget you sent hearts to your boyfriend? I remember what I tell my fiancé in texts all the time.
NamelessFace 22
What bothers me is that saying arguing implies a decent length conversation, at least more than the five seconds it would take one of you to check to see who the sender was.
foxy4353 10
*insert overly attached girlfriend meme here*