Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
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Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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maggiefox 25
At least you're sexy c:
CurlyQute 17
Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"
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Comments (98)
gracehi 33
Sounds like your boyfriend is a pervy hobbit fancier.
sdroze1389 31
at least he's not a furry. wait a...
worldclassrager 41
Better than his precious?
cna1216 15
So shave it. Its not rocket science.
doemetoch 28
Aww, come on, that's adorable. :) (Btw, I have hobbit feet too, like so many women, just use tweezers to get rid of the hair if it bothers you, and if it doesn't, well, good for you!)
ConnorRyuu8 3
at least he still considers you sexy.
ooft 8
At least he's calling you
wildsweetchild 19
Don't worry op, looks like he's actually ok with it and shows it by joking around ;)
HotShot313 15
are you sexy?
Brody_Generico 7
There are worse pet names
FroggerForReal 11
I don't see anything wrong with that. That means he's cool with it and he still likes you a lot hence the first part of sexy hobbit. Consider yourself lucky OP