FML : Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow...

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Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ihatemakingnames - / Tuesday 5 March 2013 00:41 / United Kingdom - London

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By CheeseHater | 23

#5393577 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:18

What about your ass hair?

By CareFace | 16

#5393587 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:23

I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)

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By CheeseHater | 23

#5393577 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:18

What about your ass hair?

lambda_fml | 40

#5393597 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

node_fml | 5

#5393685 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:38

Quite funny, right, ripping good laugh.

By bybib | 20

#5393580 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

picante72 | 24

#5393664 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:07

They are if you are Chuck Norris. Behind his beard is another fist.

sonicgreg | 12

#5393776 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 12:52

9... Wtf?

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5393800 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 01:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

neilykins | 25

#5393802 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 01:18

A 'beard' also refers to the girlfriend of a gay man. So, he's hiding behind his beard.

JoeRogansBEARD | 15

#5393896 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 03:26

HOW DARE YOU

DanielT1994 | 19

#5393903 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 03:30

I'm struggling to understand how you could relate beards an speaking Italian.

Shafreeka | 8

#5394068 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 06:43

35 - Family Guy.

akiahara | 14

#5394080 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 06:52

31, I'm pretty sure it was a moustache.

wolfgold2 | 20

#5588392 - Friday 19 July 2013 10:50

tell that to the Beardman

By CareFace | 16

#5393587 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:23

I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)

BulldogHoops | 14

#5393886 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 03:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lec17 | 10

#5394039 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 06:04

true, I love baby faces

Pwib | 14

#5394900 - Wednesday 6 March 2013 08:42

3's name is very relevant.

By JustAGirlOnFML | 11

#5393591 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:27

Glue on the hair you shaved off.

klutz44 | 28

#5393653 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 10:51

The only thing sexier than a beard is other body hair glued to your face.

picante72 | 24

#5393661 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:05

This reminded me of the stunt in Jackass 2 when they glue pubes on a mans face to make a beard. The hair came from a dozen people. Some of the pubes had crabs crawling around. "Shudders"

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5393875 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 02:55

17 that is just nasty!!

XxQuartersxX | 14

#5662767 - Saturday 7 September 2013 07:52

Awesome comment.

By snufflebubble | 13

#5393592 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:27

Hmmm... My boyfriend grows a beard ridiculously fast and it is definitely NOT a positive. That shit itches ;)

Pleonasm | 31

#5393974 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 04:52

I guess it depends from person to person, because in France we kiss each other on the cheeks to greet, and people I know always say my beard is soft.

By Enslaved | 36

#5393593 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By nousernamesworks | 12

#5393594 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:28

Why do you hate making names though?

EpicSquishii | 21

#5393655 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 10:53

Your user name and his make quite the pair

Epikouros | 31

#5393719 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 12:07

Because everybody will call him Frodo anyway.

By lambda_fml | 40

#5393596 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:33

Hobbits cant grow a beard I believe.

Bubbelz | 24

#5393789 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 01:02

They may grow huge sideburns though. Although you never know with all of that uncontrollable ear hair.

By Bakarra | 22

#5393600 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 09:40

On the bright side you won't ever have a girl complain about hating your facial hair when she kisses you, speaking from my own similar non-experience :D