FML : Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow...

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ihatemakingnames - / Tuesday 5 March 2013 00:41 / United Kingdom - London

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By CheeseHater | 23

#5393577 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:18

What about your ass hair?

By CareFace | 16

#5393587 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:23

I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)

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By CheeseHater | 23

#5393577 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:18

What about your ass hair?

lambda_fml | 40

#5393597 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:35

Dont forget the pubes!

node_fml | 5

#5393685 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:38

Quite funny, right, ripping good laugh.

By bybib | 20

#5393580 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:19

Beards aren't all that anyway.

picante72 | 24

#5393664 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:07

They are if you are Chuck Norris. Behind his beard is another fist.

sonicgreg | 12

#5393776 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 12:52

9... Wtf?

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5393800 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 13:15

9- Your "joke" made no sense. Sexual preference has little to do with one's preference for or against facial hair.

You're gay, we get it. Please, get your mind out of your rut and try being relevant.

neilykins | 28

#5393802 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 13:18

A 'beard' also refers to the girlfriend of a gay man. So, he's hiding behind his beard.

JoeRogansBEARD | 15

#5393896 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 15:26

HOW DARE YOU

DanielT1994 | 19

#5393903 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 15:30

I'm struggling to understand how you could relate beards an speaking Italian.

Shafreeka | 8

#5394068 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 18:43

35 - Family Guy.

akiahara | 14

#5394080 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 18:52

31, I'm pretty sure it was a moustache.

wolfgold2 | 20

#5588392 - Friday 19 July 2013 22:50

tell that to the Beardman

By CareFace | 16

#5393587 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:23

I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)

BulldogHoops | 14

#5393886 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 15:05

Trust me that doesn't work

lec17 | 10

#5394039 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 18:04

true, I love baby faces

Pwib | 14

#5394900 - Wednesday 6 March 2013 8:42

3's name is very relevant.

By JustAGirlOnFML | 11

#5393591 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:27

Glue on the hair you shaved off.

klutz44 | 28

#5393653 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 10:51

The only thing sexier than a beard is other body hair glued to your face.

picante72 | 24

#5393661 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:05

This reminded me of the stunt in Jackass 2 when they glue pubes on a mans face to make a beard. The hair came from a dozen people. Some of the pubes had crabs crawling around. "Shudders"

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5393875 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 14:55

17 that is just nasty!!

XxQuartersxX | 14

#5662767 - Saturday 7 September 2013 7:52

Awesome comment.

By snufflebubble | 13

#5393592 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:27

Hmmm... My boyfriend grows a beard ridiculously fast and it is definitely NOT a positive. That shit itches ;)

Pleonasm | 31

#5393974 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 16:52

I guess it depends from person to person, because in France we kiss each other on the cheeks to greet, and people I know always say my beard is soft.

By Enslaved | 36

#5393593 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:27

I've heard that there are quite a few guys that can't grow in a beard (just patches). Shame, some guys look great with them.
Ex: Dave Navarro! :D

By nousernamesworks | 12

#5393594 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:28

Why do you hate making names though?

EpicSquishii | 21

#5393655 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 10:53

Your user name and his make quite the pair

Epikouros | 31

#5393719 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 12:07

Because everybody will call him Frodo anyway.

By lambda_fml | 40

#5393596 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:33

Hobbits cant grow a beard I believe.

Bubbelz | 24

#5393789 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 13:02

They may grow huge sideburns though. Although you never know with all of that uncontrollable ear hair.

By Bakarra | 22

#5393600 - Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:40

On the bright side you won't ever have a girl complain about hating your facial hair when she kisses you, speaking from my own similar non-experience :D