Intimacy: Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state,...

By Charlotte - 25/01/2011 14:10

Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have to find it and click on it with the pen. I also found out that my parents would sneak into my room at night, take it and play 'strip-globe'. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By You Wish - 07/03/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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By nothowitworks - 03/02/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML

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By Jenna Berreth - 07/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 17:54 - France

Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML

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Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:02

What a great idea. Inventive parents you have. How did you find out they were using your globe as a sex prop?

stephanie911_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:04

That's kinky.

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iSolDyourSouL 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:01

Harhar.

talktomandybaby 8

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:48

oh my fricken gosh....your cat is so cute;*

skating4life 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:34

I don't get it

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:02

What a great idea. Inventive parents you have. How did you find out they were using your globe as a sex prop?

banana_buddy 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 22:18

he obviously found the globe soaked in sperm and vaginal fluid, and the pen covered in shit. DUH.

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 25 January 2011 23:59

I think the Dad let slip something about 'going around the world' with her Mom, and the OP just filled in the blanks the wrong way...

sweetpea5196 4

Friday 3 August 2012 21:32

Omg I had that globe as a child... Never knew it could be used with sex...

stephanie911_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:04

That's kinky.

m0tl3ycru3 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:11

Sounds like something my parents would do

airball33 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:04

Haha that's awesome

abi96 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:07

what interesting parents you have.

BuckeyeNut28 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:10

that's a great idea, I'm going to get one also!!

areyouforcereal 7

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:20

your parents sound awesome.

Jupsi_fml 12

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:31

I want a globe like yours ! (but to play like your parents do) Where did you buy it ? ^_^

mrahhhhh 21

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:33

Did she *******, Austria your dad and then Knoblick, (I think it's in) Michigan?

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 25 January 2011 23:56

With a short trip to Wank, and a bit of Titmoning.

123456789Brandon 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:35

haha

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