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By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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Feet issues

By fet - 23/08/2012 14:30 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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Special interests

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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Collector's delight

By what is wrong with people - 18/09/2025 09:00

Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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maggiefox 25

Saturday 12 July 2014 11:55

At least you're sexy c:

CurlyQute 17

Saturday 12 July 2014 11:59

Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"

Comments

REALAfroninga 11

Sunday 13 July 2014 4:44

Is this Kim? Kanye already wrote a song!! -South Park reference

gurding 15

Sunday 13 July 2014 6:55

Let's just say he isn't walking through the gates of Mordor anytime soon

Lawfire 11

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:08

Not just any hobbit! A sexy one

homes7d 14

Sunday 13 July 2014 12:16

At least he still loves you

savmut 8

Sunday 13 July 2014 16:37

Hey. It's not a deal breaker for him and you are still sexy to him. Be happy.

ninja_darkstar 6

Sunday 13 July 2014 22:07

That's not so bad :) at least you aren't the ugly hobbit

wallfrogs22 6

Monday 14 July 2014 4:53

Marry him.

InTheMagic 3

Monday 14 July 2014 6:43

Dude you have toe hair no biggy it's not a condition girls get toe hair

Weasel20 2

Tuesday 15 July 2014 3:52

awesome

brilee611 3

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:22

Mine calls me gorilla toes...

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Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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