Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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maggiefox 25
At least you're sexy c:
CurlyQute 17
Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"
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Comments (98)
REALAfroninga 11
Is this Kim? Kanye already wrote a song!! -South Park reference
gurding 15
Let's just say he isn't walking through the gates of Mordor anytime soon
Lawfire 11
Not just any hobbit! A sexy one
homes7d 14
At least he still loves you
savmut 8
Hey. It's not a deal breaker for him and you are still sexy to him. Be happy.
ninja_darkstar 6
That's not so bad :) at least you aren't the ugly hobbit
wallfrogs22 6
Marry him.
InTheMagic 3
Dude you have toe hair no biggy it's not a condition girls get toe hair
Weasel20 2
awesome
brilee611 3
Mine calls me gorilla toes...