Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
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Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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Top comments
maggiefox 25
At least you're sexy c:
CurlyQute 17
Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"
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Comments (98)
Ariaskye 17
And I'm sure you're a very sexy hobbit. ^_^
salvorican 24
Well, maybe this one time you should open up the gates of Mordor since he thinks you're a sexy hobbit ;)
Soundslikeothers 15
BilToe Baggins
Ihavegas 22
sounds like a good pub name
juanschwartz 18
Relationship goals
simsgirlgem 25
OP he's a keeper then again i'm a nerdy girl
morbid1 2
lolol, I'm sorry hahaha. I'm sure they are sexy feet
kingvssj0 9
By any chance are you short?
Curlytwirly22 17
As #1 said at least you're sexy i mean I don't think I've ever been called sexy before in my entire life so take that as a compliment ;)
Omniprism 15
At least your a sexy hobbit and not just a hobbit.