By devourer, apparently - 14/08/2018 22:18

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that I had grown on him. I thought it was cute, until he added, "like a flesh eating bacteria". FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 393
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DMA 11

Shortly followed by: “When we first started dating, I fucking despised you. Our first kiss? I was suicidal that night. When we first had sex, that thrusting was me actually trying to get away from you. But you aren’t all that bad I guess.”

It took two years for you to grow on him? Are you sure he knows you two are dating?

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That could still be cute in his view, men have a horrible way of putting emotion into words

donthatemebut 14

Considering most writers are men, I don’t beleave you.

Most men also have spelling problems

DMA 11

Shortly followed by: “When we first started dating, I fucking despised you. Our first kiss? I was suicidal that night. When we first had sex, that thrusting was me actually trying to get away from you. But you aren’t all that bad I guess.”

This also can be a compliment in men logic

*buzzer noise* Ooh, wrong simile to use there, Romeo. We were looking for something like "Flower" or "Tattoo."

It took two years for you to grow on him? Are you sure he knows you two are dating?

Are you guys the real life Amy and Sheldon?