Caught the bug

By STFU! - 03/04/2020 17:00

Today, my girlfriend has been randomly screaming out, “Coronavirus! Hehehe!” in a scarily accurate Cardi B impression. She’s been doing it for days and refuses to stop. I’m starting to think facing the damn virus might be less annoying at this point. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 799
You deserved it 221

Same thing different taste

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You might want to social distance from her until this disease passes. By this disease, I mean coronavirus or Cardi B infarction, whichever comes last.

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At least she isn’t a stripper robbing johns

You might want to social distance from her until this disease passes. By this disease, I mean coronavirus or Cardi B infarction, whichever comes last.