By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 790
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You should've told him you ate an apple

But you never specified how you dropped it op. Maybe you did in fact drop it out if your bum.

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You should've told him you ate an apple

Blackberry, past it's best-before date.

Korpz13 16

To the top ?

I would befriend them. Sounds like a humorous person.

PePziNL 20

No better place to make friends than a public restroom!

"My phone dammit"

But you never specified how you dropped it op. Maybe you did in fact drop it out if your bum.

"I uh... I may have swallowed my phone on accident..."

By* accident

No, #21. OP saw an accident; stood on it; and ate the phone.

rhcpgurl 18

You should have said "Yo MOMMA!"

Common, you're better than this...

Why would OP say that? So he can be arrested for cannibalism?

Isn't that what the cowboy said in Austin Powers....?

On the plus side, at least it wasn't something that you ate.

olpally 32

Austin powers anyone? Lol. I giggled :P