Health, Embarrassing and Poopoo peepee: Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom....

By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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xlord 27

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:14

You should've told him you ate an apple

alfalfalaffa 17

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:17

But you never specified how you dropped it op. Maybe you did in fact drop it out if your bum.

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xlord 27

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:14

You should've told him you ate an apple

EarlFug 19

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:31

Blackberry, past it's best-before date.

Korpz13 16

Tuesday 21 July 2015 20:57

To the top ?

Z3R0G5 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:14

I would befriend them. Sounds like a humorous person.

PePziNL 20

Sunday 19 July 2015 3:03

No better place to make friends than a public restroom!

MrCommunism 19

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:14

Taco Bell.

feven 32

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:15

"My phone dammit"

alfalfalaffa 17

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:17

But you never specified how you dropped it op. Maybe you did in fact drop it out if your bum.

CommentKing207 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:17

"I uh... I may have swallowed my phone on accident..."

Ms_ValS 27

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:14

By* accident

MisterEx 28

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:56

No, #21. OP saw an accident; stood on it; and ate the phone.

rhcpgurl 18

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:22

You should have said "Yo MOMMA!"

Patriots21 14

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:28

Common, you're better than this...

MrSassypants 32

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:12

Why would OP say that? So he can be arrested for cannibalism?

birdeye1524 12

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:42

Isn't that what the cowboy said in Austin Powers....?

gte225 11

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:30

ukuartist 13

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:43

On the plus side, at least it wasn't something that you ate.

olpally 32

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:44

Austin powers anyone? Lol. I giggled :P

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Ironic

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