Today, I climbed to the top of the tallest building in my city with this guy I really like. He spotted the girl he had a crush on, and wouldn't shut up about her for the rest of the night. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I invited my crush to the city I moved to for work. Paid for her ticket. She was supposed to be here for a week. Long story short, she spent the week banging my roommate at the Hilton. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML
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Top comments
Suffolk_yourself 8
How tall is this building? Cos he must have amazing eyesight if he spotted her from up high. Either that or he is stalking her and knew where she would be
niftyismybitch 21
Throw him off.
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Comments (24)
silverkaast 9
I kind of love when this happens to a girl. it's like.. cosmic balancing. so many guys get friend zoned. this FML is for men what Disney movies are for women. *trollface*
naivemisanthrope 4
Dude, plenty of girls have unrequited crushes. I still remember when my best friend and the guy I had a crush on in high school got together and--the real betrayal--took over my hiding place in the library to make out. I think the difference is that when this happens to a female, they are conditioned to ask "what's wrong with me?" while a guy is conditioned to ask "what's wrong with her?" Not saying it's true for every person, but it is what most of us are taught.
DoomedGemini 38
Most women also seem to suck it up and after the initial hurt move on. Meanwhile people like this are left throwing tantrums, crying over "the friend zone", and wondering how dare a woman could not like them back as if they deserve it for being a decent human being or friends with her.
Bluepies 24
It sucks, but if you know he has a crush on someone else, it's what you should expect.
TaoShaman 24
Expect him to yammer on about her for no real reason? That's incredibly rude regardless of how anyone feels. You don't hang out with someone and then waste their whole night going on about some random person you're not hanging out with. He wasted the OP's whole night on nonsense. They could have been doing something actually enjoyable with their time. Not listening to some dork go on about some random girl the whole time.
awildwhisper 30
It sounds like maybe they went up a building like a Sears Tower in Chicago or something. so the didn't literally "climb" it. Maybe he saw her waiting to go in the elevator?
slothstronaught 11
That's where you prove that your way better. Dazzle his stockings! p.s. never hurts to put a little booty in it
Flame27 18
top comment: two types of people
thathobothere 17
And then he pushed you down.