By Anonymous - United States - Rock Springs
  Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML
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  Marcella1016  |  31

Since your comment will be thumbed into oblivion anyway, I might as well say the totally wack thing that immediately popped into my head when I read the FML:

Doesn't matter, (your parents) had sex?

  Marcella1016  |  31

19 - She's getting thumbed down because the epic history of "FIRST!" comments have led to a culture on FML with very specific rules:

1. Do not write "FIRST" as your first comment.
2. Do not "waste" the first comment by writing 2 words like "that sucks" just to be first
3. Do not say "that sucks" or "sorry OP" anywhere. According to the comments of the FML masses, "It's FML of course it sucks!"
4. Do not comment on the first comment unless it is related to the comment itself. If you reply with an unrelated comment you are "thread jacking" and the mods will drag you down to the torture chamber.
5. Overused puns are overused. (See "Doesn't matter, had sex" or "That sucks" on a bj-related FML)

While I disagree with most of these rules, I dare not defy the FML gods and their army of commenters. They will tear you limb from limb if you say 2 words, but give you 500 thumbs up if those same 2 words were uttered by DocBastard :)

  perdix  |  29

#30. Good guidelines, but I once wrote "that sucks," but it was a vacuum-cleaner-related FML, so it was the "right" comment for that one.

  Marcella1016  |  31

3 - I was wondering the same thing, since I've been told I snore too. But I'm assuming the phone is constantly recording but recording over itself every few seconds, and if it detects any noise it saves the recording and records a little longer.

So basically all you'd have in the morning would be the times you snored. Or of course random sounds from your parents' room...

  mduffy08  |  8

I thought it was "sleep cycle alarm". It records movement, not speed and can tell what sleep cycle you are in. It wakes you up when you are in the right cycle so you don't get that groggy feeling. I have no clue what app OP is talking about.


I have one like this, it records when there's noise. My blanket is sort of loud so when I turn over it records for A couple seconds or when I snore! It's actually pretty cool but not in the OPs case!

  piff7  |  14

I found an app on the app store called "Dream Talk Recorder". It's free and says it only records when there is a noise and you can adjust the sensitivity so you don't get unwanted far away noises or normal noises that occur.

  ejrpeanut  |  0

I have an app that records you while you sleep but it only records the sounds you make and shows you what time you made that noise instead of having to listen to 8 hours of sleep