Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
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Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
Today, I got screamed at by my boss for holding a guy to corporate policy at a rental agency. The guy was rich, so apparently rules don't apply to him. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
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0671241409 0
Well maybe your skirt was just a little too short.....
annasworld 3
wow she sounds like a charming lady
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bthomas0319 2
If your business is prostitution then your suit would be innapropriate. And your boss aka your pimp should've know that!
gravy4u 5
Maybe she's jealous. Or just a bitch.
anawfulhuman 0
Hot.
AmazingLadyy13 0
Perhaps your makeup was a bit extreme?
merrywanna 0
well maybe its time for a new profession. prostitution can be dangerous. by boss you mean pimp right?
IndigoAcrylic 9
Your pic... Scares me, bro o-0 No offense xD
beanstar11 5
At least you can see he's wearing a shirt.
uncookedyew 4
ydi for looking like a prositute
hudson155 0
wait maybe she's a prostitute and has the same suit
GEFStryker 29
I smell a lot of free amenities and upgrades headed your way. Clean em out!
enopola 5
Yeah hold on to that extra toilet paper, play your cards right you'll get two mints on that pillow. Thank you holiday inn
GEFStryker 29
I've never stayed at a Holiday Inn that kicks out prostitutes. Also, most decent hotels have arrangements with local business and establishments where the hotel gives out coupons for free services, and when they are redeemed the the hotel pays the business for the services. I was out at a hotel in Calgary when a maid cleaned off the dining nook table and threw out half a draft of an original novel I was writing. Since I didn't have a copy on computer and the handwritten draft was irretrievable, I spent the rest of my stay white water rafting, horseback riding and rock climbing in Horseshoe Canyon. Free room for my current stay, open bar, $500 dollar gas card and a weeks free stay the following year. I had been going there for almost 12 years though, usually a month at a time, so I'm not saying everyone should expect that. Point is, any decent hotel (even Holiday Inn) can provide guests that have been wronged with some decent apologies gifts.
karinaprism9 4
She thought you and your customer were going to engage in a little role playing... Just a thought
Glambert_lover 5
Yeah that will totally reel business i'n!
Squirrelx 5
What job do you have? ;)