Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
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Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
Today, I got screamed at by my boss for holding a guy to corporate policy at a rental agency. The guy was rich, so apparently rules don't apply to him. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
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0671241409 0
Well maybe your skirt was just a little too short.....
annasworld 3
wow she sounds like a charming lady
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Comments (113)
CsDy1395 6
86, you clearly missed the sarcasm in 80s post.
37vipers 0
Don't worry she was just jealous you look great in a business suit
shannyb123 0
Because a suit totally screams prostitute...
enopola 5
The problem is while you checked in you asked for the hourly rate, if your trying to throw the scent off the ho train ask for a full nights price.
shutupYDI 4
am I the only one who doesn't get this?
GEFStryker 29
Probably. Let me explain. Upscale hotels don't like prostitutes. It's apparently bad for business. OP tried checking in as a legitimate customer, and the receptionist thought she was a prostitute. OP might have been dressed like a ****, or the receptionist might have been an idiot. Either way, how would you feel if someone called you a prostitute? Hence, FYL goes to the OP. Cheers.
uprising_fml 0
the woman at the front desk could have been elderly and held traditional/dated views that would obscure the more modern and less modest way woman daily dress currently. which could make OP look scantily dressed in the receptionists perception .
heresjuju 2
You should've stripped and licked her cheek. If she liked it you would've got in honey.
Jujubilee 1
Must be too much M.A.C. eyeshadow...
RayanneY 0
What if it said "SEXY" on your ass?
Damion_Laverne 6
OP must be too sexy. Pics please!