Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
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Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
Today, I got screamed at by my boss for holding a guy to corporate policy at a rental agency. The guy was rich, so apparently rules don't apply to him. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
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0671241409 0
Well maybe your skirt was just a little too short.....
annasworld 3
wow she sounds like a charming lady
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Comments (113)
Ferretface 13
That's what a prostitute would say.
Glambert_lover 5
Yeah that would totally bring more business in!
Calyx_fml 21
Maybe the receptionist knows exactly what "new position" your boss intended you to assume.
Saam143 0
What kind of 'bussiness' was the suit for?..
jlh2283 1
Were you wearing blue eye shadow and red lipstick? Was your hair frizzed out... You might want a career change...
mrmerino 0
Sounds like you should talk to her manager and get her ass kicked to the curb.
KhronicSmoke 2
Wow you must be hot
jlh2283 1
Yeah it's called an escort, lol!
anastasiabeaverh_fml_fml 6
Sue the living hell out of the hotel.
Burnbaby 0
That would work, except that all businesses have the right to refuse service.
anastasiabeaverh_fml_fml 6
But no business has a right to accuse someone of being something they're not without evidence. You need proof to call someone a shop lifter. You need proof to call someone a *****. Otherwise you get sued. And the accused gets rich. Very rich.
jaminjames 0
WOW