Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
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Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
Today, I got screamed at by my boss for holding a guy to corporate policy at a rental agency. The guy was rich, so apparently rules don't apply to him. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
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0671241409 0
Well maybe your skirt was just a little too short.....
annasworld 3
wow she sounds like a charming lady
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Comments (113)
asktherunes 4
What kind of "new position" would require u to check into a hotel
Radius1 1
The kind that requires you to move to a new city that you haven't had a chance to find a place to live yet.
TalkinSmack 6
Why would she just kick u out? Did u offer sexual favors for a lower hotel rate?
perdix 29
Why would the business suit exclude you from being a *****? Johns have lots of different fetishes -- naughty schoolgirls, naughty nurses, naughty French maids, etc. Personally, mine is the naughty architect. I like her to bend me over a drawing board and spank me with rolled-up blueprints. I'm permanently banned from Taliesin ;)
bizarre_ftw 21
Go back, show proof of work, then ask for the manager
BIEBERSLAYER 10
By boss she means pimp and by business suit she means fishnet leggings booty shorts and a tube top.
rhysfucker 24
Nice...now I'm all chubbed up...tell me what happened next...!
LevyLove 17
You must be a hottie ;)
rarr 0
But isn't that what your job is?
rarr 0
But isn't that what your job is?
rarr 0
But isn't that what your job is?
physicist48 0
I don't buy it. Either it wasn't an appropriate business suit or it didn't happen.