By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 17:58 - Vietnam

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
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0671241409 0

Well maybe your skirt was just a little too short.....

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asktherunes 4

What kind of "new position" would require u to check into a hotel

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Radius1 1

The kind that requires you to move to a new city that you haven't had a chance to find a place to live yet.

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TalkinSmack 6

Why would she just kick u out? Did u offer sexual favors for a lower hotel rate?

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perdix 29

Why would the business suit exclude you from being a *****? Johns have lots of different fetishes -- naughty schoolgirls, naughty nurses, naughty French maids, etc. Personally, mine is the naughty architect. I like her to bend me over a drawing board and spank me with rolled-up blueprints. I'm permanently banned from Taliesin ;)

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bizarre_ftw 21

Go back, show proof of work, then ask for the manager

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

By boss she means pimp and by business suit she means fishnet leggings booty shorts and a tube top.

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rhysfucker 24

Nice...now I'm all chubbed up...tell me what happened next...!

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rarr 0

But isn't that what your job is?

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rarr 0

But isn't that what your job is?

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rarr 0

But isn't that what your job is?

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physicist48 0

I don't buy it. Either it wasn't an appropriate business suit or it didn't happen.

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