By NotSatan - 19/04/2017 14:00

Today, my husband refuses to stop answering my phone calls with, "Haaaaail Satan!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 066
You deserved it 612

Same thing different taste


laowang 13

Today,4/19.for one night……he is busy now,please try again tomorrw

Beastninja5268 15

Tell your husband that I appreciate his work... but that sounds like something I would do. I'm not a Satanist, but people call me Satan at school so...

Is he a fan of Ghost? If so, reply "welcome year zero".

I'd only be worried if you get pregnant soon.

Your name wouldn't have to be Rosemary? (Obscure movie reference)

Meanwhile, your husband can't figure out why people are so scared of his favorite vegan meat substitute.