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Today, my husband refuses to stop answering my phone calls with, "Haaaaail Satan!" FML

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By NotSatan - / Wednesday 19 April 2017 14:00 /

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By Master Buck | 7

#7441289 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 14:07

Hail Hydra !

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7441314 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 14:58

This is actually pretty funny IMO.

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By Master Buck | 7

#7441289 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 14:07

Hail Hydra !

asm0dea | 28

#7441337 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:07

We shall never be destroyed!

By laowang | 13

#7441290 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 14:11

Today,4/19.for one night……he is busy now,please try again tomorrw

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7441314 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 14:58

This is actually pretty funny IMO.

By Beastninja5268 | 15

#7441344 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:34

Tell your husband that I appreciate his work... but that sounds like something I would do. I'm not a Satanist, but people call me Satan at school so...

By Regulate | 21

#7441355 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 17:04

That's......odd.

By misanthropic_one | 3

#7441583 - Thursday 20 April 2017 1:25

Is he a fan of Ghost? If so, reply "welcome year zero".

By RinoaHeartilly | 31

#7441598 - Thursday 20 April 2017 2:17

I'd only be worried if you get pregnant soon.

By darkshadus | 8

#7441774 - Thursday 20 April 2017 13:56

Your name wouldn't have to be Rosemary? (Obscure movie reference)

By Cali | 50

#7441780 - Thursday 20 April 2017 14:13

Meanwhile, your husband can't figure out why people are so scared of his favorite vegan meat substitute.

By lilbillXD | 16

#7441849 - Thursday 20 April 2017 17:36

He's a keeper.

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