By NotSatan - 19/04/2017 14:00

Today, my husband refuses to stop answering my phone calls with, "Haaaaail Satan!" FML
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Glowworm56 26
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This is actually pretty funny IMO.

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asm0dea 28
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We shall never be destroyed!

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laowang 13

Today,4/19.for one night……he is busy now,please try again tomorrw

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Glowworm56 26
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This is actually pretty funny IMO.

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Beastninja5268 15

Tell your husband that I appreciate his work... but that sounds like something I would do. I'm not a Satanist, but people call me Satan at school so...

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Regulate 21
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That's......odd.

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misanthropic_one 3
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Is he a fan of Ghost? If so, reply "welcome year zero".

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RinoaHeartilly 36
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I'd only be worried if you get pregnant soon.

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darkshadus 10
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Your name wouldn't have to be Rosemary? (Obscure movie reference)

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Cali 54
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Meanwhile, your husband can't figure out why people are so scared of his favorite vegan meat substitute.

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lilbillXD 16

He's a keeper.

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