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Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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Jonathan67_fml 0

#13 = fail

#13. Wow. Dumbass.

Why would you think about the guy that broke up with you, aren't you supposed to imagine someone you want to have sex with?

fake - we need a "this is fake" voting option.

Wow people find new ways to break up daily.

Agreed with 2. Definite epic fail. That really had to hurt. Don't see why someone would press YDI. FYL, sorry.

Hahaha, your ex boyfriend has quite the sense of humor.

SilentGround 0

hahaha that's funny

leskyyx407 0

I agree with 24, we deff do need that option.