Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
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Comments (258)
robchfra 5
I would never have used the hair straightener.
deviousness101 0
That sucks can we say bye bye bf....
Ray_of_midnight 23
Lots of guys have a cross-dressing fetish. It's harmless. Who knows, if you're good giving and game as Dan Savage says, you might even adds a bit of fun to your life together. But tell him to get his own. If you really do accept, or even embrace, his cross-dressing, he'll probably love you forever.
Bored_ToDeath 3
YDI for leaving your panties on the floor where he could slip on them. He could have hurt himself.
rolls_royce 0
heard the expression "Run like Hell". Here's the time. so Don't walk , run, run like hell
RyanMacVey 17
awww cmon guys... its nawt that bad... evryone does weird things wen they fink they are alone
TraceCase_ 19
Harmless I suppose, but sexy? Not to me. Don't think I'd want to see my undies on a man. Plus, I don't want them all stretched out with wiener and skid marks
Ray_of_midnight 23
The question is, does your boyfriend have a cross-dressing fetish, or is he transgendered? It's impossible to tell from the given information. (And OP probably doesn't know either.) Lots of guys have a cross-dressing fetish. It's harmless. Tell him to get his own clothes, though. :-) If you're "good giving and game" about it, who knows, you might even have fun with it together. There are more than a few women I know who think a man in panties is hot. And if you accept, or even embrace, his cross-dressing, he'll probably love you forever for it. On the other hand, your boyfriend could be transgendered--i.e. he really thinks of himself as a woman, and is wearing your clothes because he's more comfortable dressing as a woman. That's rather more difficult and you have to ask yourself some questions. In that case you're dating a woman--are you up for dating a woman? Can you be supportive of her through transition? etc. Therapy might help your boyfriend sort out his feelings about his gender. Does he have a fetish for women's undergarments? Lots of men think the fabric feels nice. Is he a manly-man who wants to be a pretty pretty princess some of the time? Or does he want to be a woman full-time?
haljank 0
Hello, Dr.Phil.^
CaptainPickles72 18
176- First of all good comment. And second, the pretty pretty princess thing cracked me up.
sloy1975 10
there is nothing wrong with him maybe crossdressing, at least he is in touch with a feminine side....i LOVE that about my fiance....and i encourage him
fibsville 3
Loosen up, weirdo.