Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
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Comments (258)
shymom83 0
When me and my husband first started dating 3 months into our relationship he comes in the house says give me your clothes and he put on everything bra and panties too i laughed my ass off then he went to downstairs to his friends to show them and they got a big kick out of it too we have been married 6 year now and is no where near gay or transgender just goofy at times thats why i love him whats the big deal
sunnysurfchick 0
geeze that is just wrong! men in panties not a great mental picture.
cod3rEd 2
well fyl for the panties but I straighten my hair so you're still a ***** .
rfrancisb2 0
straightening his hair ? that's kinda normal , the other part . . i have no idea what's wrong in his head , no offence .
cod3rEd 2
#205 - represent man ! it's a fashion statement not a sexual preference invoice .
lexkymbeth 0
oh wow lol.... wird the pantys want way to far haha
Mauskau 36
I use my brother's straighteners...
momomarisa 0
new man...
varkey 7
wow, people are saying that she should just ignore it? sorry but not every girl likes a crossdresser and since you posted this on FML it sounds like she doesn't, so find a new bf FYL
j_cat187 20
he wants 2 know whats it like 2be a girl