Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
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Comments (258)
skyeyez9 25
Why would a guy even consider wearing girls panties? They are smaller and tighter than mens underwear and cover less. Their balls probably hang completely out the side of them.
RKD 23
I have a master's degree in psychology and I most men that have an underwear fetish like that are perfectly straight, and perfectly sane. Unless you can't stand it, there is no reason for it to be a problem unless he starts acting bizarrely/dangerously.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for being embarrassed by a guy using a hair straightener... Tons of guys straighten their hair women aren't the only ones allowed to adjust their looks...
xXscream_girlXx 0
ok, the straightener part is no big deal. but the panties part? oh my..
Miss_Random 0
So when will your parents get to meet the lucky girl who stole your panties?
vlcardenx3 0
wow, thats pretty fcking creepy D: fyl
brunettegurly 0
my gaydar is going off. perhaps he thought you were a guy.
coletun1 0
haha!!!!
jenaandtyler4eva 0
lol he is only a cross dresser and maybe he didn't know how you would feel if you knew and you should talk to him about it but CALM not mad
sgtrobswifey 0
I don't personally care what any of the liberals have to say about my comment, so here goes. Sounds to me like your boyfriend is attempting to possibly experiment with his sexuality. I can tell you that if I saw my hubby trying on a pair of my panties I'd laugh and wonder how much he had to drink. As for the hair straightener thing, can't relate.. I'm not into guys with long hair. Was he straightening his pubes?! Like I said, I'd be questioning his sexuality at this point. He kinda took the whole metrosexual thing a little to the extreme.
sgtrobswifey 0
I respect your opinion. Thank God for freedom of speech though!! That's right, I'm quite proud to be a republican. I have everything in the world against liberals and their crazy, tree hugging views. I don't hold your ignorance against you though. When the world does go to hell though, good luck.
RyanMacVey 17
173 - ahaha you just got owned mate
sgtrobswifey 0
Hey Kay.. go do us all a favor and get back to your nonexistent life. You and I both know you're rather pathetic. :)
Sirin_fml 47
Please don't bring this shit onto our website; if you want to stereotype, generalise, get paranoid, or attack groups of different political affiliations or sexual orientation, then you may make your own site and do so there. That is non-contestable.