Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
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Top comments
lexiieeex3 32
I hate it when people give in to stereotypes. Good for you for coming out though.
Beatlemaniac1964 9
At least she accepts you?
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Comments (199)
spacepanda 2
Same as me when I came out lol, but mum was like use protection.... Please... Lol all things aside purple > pink any day of the week :0)
sammicchi 1
He was probably kidding. I hope.
FIRESTARTER97 3
Your one of the lucky ones, my dad makes me keep it a secret. From everyone even family.
lady1992 5
At least shes trying.?! & she accepts you.?!
hornyunicorny 2
When I told my mom I was a lesbian, she asked if I was gonna stop shaving my legs and armpits.. Some parents don't get that it doesn't mean we're changing, the only thing different is now they know our sexual preference!
rainbowsforall 7
Lol ik! So many people are confused when i say i'm a lesbian because i have really long hair and dress feminine like any other girl.
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm sure it'll be pretty =]
terrible_things 1
At least she attempted to suggest something nice a misguided nice but never the less nice
giovonni 7
That is just wonderful and funny but it takes time for them to adjust. I'm 16 abs came out when I was 13 to my grandma and she still is trying to accept it but my mom for some reason knew b4 I knew
painfullyboring 3
It seems she accepts you!! And congrats on coming out :)
CarouselHeart 11
At least she means well.