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Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

By roflcopter - / Thursday 19 August 2010 00:53 / United States
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  KiwiLime  |  0

lol! dab a little white paint here and there and wait for it to dry for a bit before you put the apple sticker. sure, why not? I dare you to try to sell your cousin a Gucci wallet cheap. just get an old wallet and stick on a gucci sticker!

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  missvee98324  |  0

#19 F you because macs are freaking awesome and PCs suck. unless by "ydi for considering even buying a mac" you meant stealing it then you are awesome

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  zinoxity  |  23

31 and 19 - quit being fanboys and stfu, he can like windows and you can like Mac. If windows works for him it's fine, and if Mac works for you, same deal. Seriously, fanboys pissing me off.

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  bh0p  |  0

25 D: I am offended I have a shitty no good 2.2 out 7.9 Acer how do you make fun of my no good Laptop....OP how does an old toshiba even resemble a Mac?

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  Chrisskiies  |  0

Ahaha yes much better, whenever you just said it could be worse it leaves my mind to wonder strange things. Like an old naked asain dude just jumps on Op yelling nonesense. Lmao

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  izaba  |  0

are you out of your mind? if he sneezed with a needle pinched into your arm he would of harmed one of your bloodstreams. stop talking shit op.

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  ohSNAPyall  |  26

What about emacs.. aka emachines.. do they still make those? Delicious. PS -- 139, I'm less concerned that you commented on the wrong post and more concerned that you have multiple circulatory systems. Let it bleed...

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  ohSNAPyall  |  26

Also I'm imagining that the cousin mailed OP the computer. Maybe they live far away from each other and ol' Cousin Brucie sent a stock picture from the Apple website.

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  the101dan  |  0

OP, your cousin is pro . YDI for wanting a mac. He actually did give you what you wanted though. The ridiculous extra price on macs comes from the apple logo on it, really.

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  ohthebloodygore  |  16

28, I think you meant to say: Raleigh, MAY I gave you a kiss on your right cheek? I'm sorry if that sounded random. I was just looking at you're picture and the thought came to mind. If so, then no. You can't kiss him on his cheek. Maybe if you constructed sentences correctly or know how to spell his name. You fail.

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  Raleigh_bruh  |  7

Wow, tiny Colombian littlefoot lunchbox impossible slavycakes evil Asian Bi Bi; did you really just put all my nicknames out there like that? :/ And you've been in denial since day one. :]

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

Bianca, you're probably right; "girls" does make it seem possessive. However, I can't say "friends" because I consider myself a friend (on the superficial, Internet level, anyway) of his and I wouldn't eat anyone alive.

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

Love, BRING IT. Bianca, aren't we all :/. Isn't it funny that he calls you little foot and you call him Bigfoot. Wait, I haven't gotten to the funny part yet. Little foot is a dinosaur and bigfoot is slightly larger than a human. The humor is in the irony. Use that against him.

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

No, I'm trying to help you out, dork. Dinosaurs are bigger than humans. That means littlefoot is bigger than Bigfoot. Size declares dominance, therefore, you are superior to him. You win.

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  Raleigh_bruh  |  7

Wow, now she's just full of shit all over again.. I think your mouth needs a fresh diaper, Bianca. :] You are in no way superior to me, and we established that awhile back.

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  Chrisskiies  |  0

I have important new everyone!!!!!! Cherry slushies from 7-11 n lay BBQ potatoe chips are good, when your buzzing it after hooka!! Especially when your friend changes your status to in a relationship on fb, and a girl texts you "Dont text me nigguh" lmao. That is all. :D woo can't wait for Friday!! btw op you are retarded for not buying the mac at a Best Buy.

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  Chrisskiies  |  0

But he's talking about slushies, you know those things the mexicans with elotes, doritos pass by on the street?? Oh nvm you don't live in LA.. hmm well some of those guys sell slushies along with elotes. Btw they're bombskiies!! <3

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  Chrisskiies  |  0

I think I might need a new attorney, :(. How can you say slushees don't exist, when I drinking one right now?!?!?!?!? D: Is this a dream, like inception? lol

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  Chrisskiies  |  0

I mean slurpees!!! My mind is wandering. Lol. I should go to sleep now, I give Raleigh the power of attorney for a few more comments. Umm more like 2:34am, my time. It's 2:24 am now.

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  danza_fml  |  0

I don't understand why so many people are against Macs. They're a great PC; get over yourself and stop hating! Because you know, Vista was sooooooo much better, right? *Sigh*

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  Anaxes  |  5

This virus argument is a laugh. Apple fanboys make it sound like having a PC means you get crippling viruses every single day. This is like saying that everyone should get dull plastic scissors so that nobody can cut themselves. If you get a virus and you can't get rid of it yourself (By you know? Using Google), you are fucking retarded. Why are PC's better? One word: Gaming.

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  FYLDeep  |  25

#103 First of all, I'd take a PC any day since you can get one with comparable hardware to a Mac for half the price. Second of all, PC stands for personal computer. Third of all, are you sure you have a head to hold up in the first place?

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  Jimboom  |  11

#63 Whoever said you had to have Vista or even Microsoft as an operating system on a pc? Besides, even the people who use MS know that every 2nd operating system of theirs is rubbish... ;-)

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  danza_fml  |  0

Heh, my boyfriend is a gamer so he uses a PC, but personally I prefer Macs just on the basis of not having to worry about viruses, and plus the lack of need for any games. I mean sure I'll play some Assault Cube [maybe even some CoD], but not on my Mac. Personally, I have nothing against PC's, I'm just saying that there's no reason to be against Macs either. :)

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  The_good_times  |  0

Just because some of you are dumb asses that don't know how to install and antivirus and a couple of basic firefox add-ons like noscript and addblock doesn't mean that PC's are vulnerable. Macs are for people that like to make companies like Apple rich because they wanna be trendy.

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  time4coffee  |  3

had a PC since 95, no viruses yet. Use anti virus software. Macs don't have viruses becasue it isn't worth hacker's time to write a virus for them- too small a market share. One virus and they'd crumble in a sec.

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  knight0748  |  5

hey, Mac means Macintosh and pc means personal computer. and apple actually made the first pc. apple marketed their Mac like it's something else, but it's not. main difference is the software. windows get more virus because of their market share, not because it's inferior. look at how fast they jailbreak iPhones, everything can be hacked.

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