Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML
Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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oppawoppa 9
Tell him you just had sex. He'll wake up (;
Deannie88 6
I'm sorry to hear that OP. Parents can be real helpful at times, and sometimes not so much... But they still love you! Cheer up! There's plenty other fish in the sea. He's not worth waiting for if he did that to you!
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Comments (122)
kenleybunch 15
Haha, that's kind of funny. A little insensitive of your dad, but still funny.
mcollins27 3
Talk about anal :)
Devyn333 16
Phased*
Vynoshit 3
#49, you're an idiot. It's fazed.
momo1972 3
Oh he's good. This man is skilled. Obviously much experience this man has
Vynoshit 3
******' gook motherfuckers.
mercsl65 7
life lesson number 125894. most men only listen to show we care. most of the time its all show. even your dad. appreciate the effort. but if your ex cheated on you is it really that big of a loss? I mean do want to think your dads a jerk because he didn't listen to you vent about an ex boyfriend who ain't worth the gum on the bottom of your shoe??? youl forget about the ex... so don't treat your dad harsh. its tough trying to listen to girls vent
jedielf 23
61, some day your day is going to be shite and you're going to want to vent.
mercsl65 7
yes I will. but hopefully it be over an issue that matters. why be upset and in turn possibly think less of someone I DO love over a partner who didn't love me? maybe the bigger picture is hard for some to see..
AznSamoan52 10
Look on the bright side Op, at least you let out something that bothered you. :)
riotofquiet 14
Well, at least he tried for a bit... That is pretty hilarious though. Sorry about your crappy boyfriend.
TheBedMonster 5
Wow that was really rude of your father to do!! And your boyfriend is an ass. If I was your parent...your boyfriend would be buried six feet under ground by a tree with a sign saying "here is Mr.Douche bag"
kraz8 1
That was nice of you to help him take a nap. Just think, in a few years you'll both look back at this and he'll laugh...