Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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TDog3337 12
Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry
heart_aussie_fml 20
She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.
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tapyness 7
Dude break up with her
that_nerd_1523 4
I almost had a panic attack upon reading this. if anyone so much as looked at my old consoles funny, I would physically throw them out of my house.
cannedpeas 19
I would actually like to punch your girlfriend in the face for thinking this is okay
sprints54 19
I don't see a problem
doctorhook86 25
#64: Well I imagine it's hard to see a lot of things while lying on your back in bed.
Queen_of_Night 20
#64- How do you not see a problem? First of all she sold 2 rare systems and games that were not hers to sell. Secondly she sold them for the equivalence of about $500. Depending on the N64 Games he had, they could have at least been worth that much. Off the top of my head Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Mario Kart 64, Mario Party, Mario 64 and Super Smash Bros were some of the most commonly owned games at the time and together would be worth $500, more if he has the packaging. Rare games, like Conkers Bad Fur Day (no pun intended), can be worth $100 or more. Third, Atari can be worth even more in many cases, it really just depends on what he had and the condition it was in. Should I go on? #265- 64 may be an uneducated and unemphatic fool but that is uncalled for.
laden_swallow09 35
345- Nope, it was called for. Look at the dope's profile picture.
RayneSmytson 24
Follow up necessary! OP, what did you do?!
madmonster25 14
Why would she sell your stuff? And how could she possibly NOT KNOW that that was wrong! I'm sorry for your loss dude
kimeatszombies 22
This made me upset. I can't even imagine being in this position. I'm so sorry, OP.
rkdstp1995 25
sell her to buy it all back
whin2015 11
That hurts the soul
Jessssuhh 17
The fact that she likely had the best intentions almost makes this worse