Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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TDog3337 12
Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry
heart_aussie_fml 20
She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.
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InsaneInsanity 10
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get off the ******* video games and do something to help for a change
mukduk 21
What.
doctorhook86 25
#38: In this comment, a douche says something douchey.
laden_swallow09 35
Hey, UFC logo for a profile pic. That explains things.
spicyclubsauce 13
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I agree that sucks but she was trying to do something out of love for you.
mukduk 21
If she did it out of love, she would of bought the console with her own damn money and left his stuff alone.
BunnyStar 14
She'd also have known not to sell those things. If I did something like that I'd expect to be dumped.
Musicstruck17 24
I get that she was trying to do it from the heart and be sweet that she got you a ps4 but I just don't understand why she didnt earn the money herself and buy it for you. She should have asked before doing that. That's totally not ok.
doctorhook86 25
#43: I agree with you, but I don't think you emphasized the most important part strongly enough. That stuff was not hers to sell.
PerditaDessa 38
FML has taught me that when you enter a relationship you explicitly state that if you get rid of my stuff I'm leaving you. Think OP might have ended up with the girl who donated all of that guy's signed Harry Potter books because she bought him a Kindle.
BunnyStar 14
I have a kindle, but I would cry if anyone got rid of my proper books.
PerditaDessa 38
I could see Murder: A Crime of Passion, being the response to someone getting rid of my books.
False_Stupidity 42
Same here, I have a kindle mainly for portability, but if anyone touches my precious books there will be hell to pay.
matttheman25 8
Something like that is a deal breaker even if she meant well
exceswater 8
Sell her shoes. All of them. And buy her one pair of UGG
WolfGirlRin 12
This is actually a very comparable analogy despite what anyone may want to think. Especially in the case of gamers.
JestrRulz 12
Just buy her one Ugg
JayVicious 20
i bet she would love a semi new pair of crocs!
eyebrowzzz 21
Dump her. I hope you went off. She's definetly not the greatest
orphankiller07 11
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All you should say is thanks babe, and if you're all that devastated I have an extra N64 I will give you if you stop crying.
doctorhook86 25
#52: Maybe just stick to killing orphans, you insensitive orphan-killer.
DerpSalad 14
Kill her. Kill her now
amileah13 26
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Ohhhh my goodness I would be like super shocked and excited. Shocked because of all of my stuff being sold, but excited that she was considerate enough and bought you that. Good luck with that situation!
Lexipants 21
What?! How is this in any way considerate?
Clawsified 6
We found his girlfriend!
jackycat 17
She bought it with the money from selling his stuff, which if she got a good price (doubt it) then she got more than the cost of the PS4. So she not only stole from him, she possibly made a profit. That's not considerate.