Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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TDog3337 12
Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry
heart_aussie_fml 20
She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.
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Comments (489)
failuretolaunch2 18
You just had years of happiness stolen from you. I'm so sorry.
Boeneman 3
i dont know what is funnier the fml or the comments
Invictus_Anima 5
Omg how could she do that? She must not have any idea how priceless those items are to people who still have them these days. I'm so sorry OP! Maybe if you explain the situation to her she can track down the people she sold them to and get them back for you somehow.
Nimor 25
A small part of me died whilst reading this...
Sheepalicious 20
I absolutely can see why you are upset, but she really meant it to be sweet.
Aoriki 7
this hurts the gamer in me...
jackycat 17
Even if you live together it's still messed up to sell or throw out people's stuff without talking to them. My husband had an original PS that was beyond saving broken and he held on to it for years just in case. I didn't throw it out because it was his piece of junk. If I'd sold his beloved working collectible systems and games no matter the reason he'd probably divorce me now, let alone dump we when we were only dating.
wallmaria 15
OMG AWWWWQ NOOOO IM SORRY PS4 IS GOOD TOO BUT NOTHING BEATS N64
breezymarteezy 12
She should have paid out of her own pocket to get what she wanted for you.
dragoongirl90 34
Being the greatest would mean she bought you one in ADDITION to your existing consoles. Oh that makes me maaaaad.....