Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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TDog3337 12
Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry
heart_aussie_fml 20
She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.
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Headcrab 29
How could she do that... I'd go insane I think.
alex_jaguara 33
She's a keeper.
nekminnet 13
At least her intention were pure. Completely ignorant but pure.
eventerforlife15 8
Dude, get a new girlfriend
nida_c 6
I would go crazy if I found out my Nintendo 64 was sold
Gillett 23
Ya know what, sell her favorite shoes and slippers and house clothes. You know, the comfortable ones with the holes in it that she wears when she's on her period, and go buy her a ugly ass teddy or a sweater from your alma mater and a thong and say SURPRISE! But don't give it to her until she's on her cycle. Just be prepared to run and hide.
Metthew 15
Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry to hear that! Those are like worth a fortune! Regardless of her knowing stuff like that or not, you NEVER sell something which is not yours - even if you're doing it with good intentions. It's just not okay. Better tell her what she's done and make her realise how much she has done wrong. ):<
bleedingglitter 24
I don't understand why people think they are entitled to sell other peoples things. I see so many fmls about this and it's just baffling.
riggy2 1
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Honestly, she probably didn't think you played them often (if ever), and therefore wouldn't really miss them. She sounds like a good girl who was just trying to do something nice for you. be angry at her for selling your possessions, yes, but keep in mind, she sounds like she was doing it for love/kindness. Especially if you've been hinting at it a lot. Think of it this way: You have systems you may not use often, just lying around, you're whining about a new system, and she probably wanted to clean, and get rid of old junk.
jennaraaawrxoxx 7
Honestly. Not an excuse. At all.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Old game systems are not junk! D:
Evelinee95 10
Wouldnt you have done that yourself if you wanted it?!! Besides, if you give something, use your own money.