Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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TDog3337 12
Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry
heart_aussie_fml 20
She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.
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Alle29 14
Why are you freaking out she got rid of some old toys and bought you a new ones she's being sweet it's the thought that counts not the stupid toys
ikariya 20
Because she sold stuff that did not belong to her? How is that in any way "sweet"?
kirasant 19
No, it's not sweet to sell someone else's possessions. That's called theft. I know that's probably a hard concept for you, cus you sound like the same sort of ignorant twat that sold his stuff, but try and wrap your head around it. Your stuff is your stuff. Their stuff is their stuff. To decide that their stuff is dumb and then getting rid of said stuff is horribly disrespectful to the other person. It's their stuff, and you have no right to it. I don't care what it is. It's not yours. "You know that pile of old dusty jewelry your beloved grandma left you? I sold it and got you this necklace! Aren't I the greatest?"
kuro21 20
Plot twist. The ps4 wasn't for you, it was for her, and she sold your consoles and games to make room for it.
chazzywazzy654 22
This needs a follow up OP, what did you say to her? Are you able to get the consoles and games back?
sabrinawho 15
I'm assuming you haven't been together long...or she is dumb. Everybody and their mother should know how ******* awesome those consoles are! I'd be mad. And this is coming from a gf of a gamer. Never ever touch their gaming shit unless told otherwise! (But i like them myself too, lol) :)
Scorpio1691 29
My condolences on your loss.
vinyl_mermaid 16
I hope karma makes a personal point to visit this one
kenzlee85 8
As a girl who knows nothing about video games (probably like your gf) I don't see the big deal, she was trying to make you happy and get you something she thought you'd like. Maybe just talk to her about it but you can't get mad
seriouslygrowup 11
You mean you don't have boundaries either? Where you will just sell someone elses property (even if it's to buy them something else?) Not saying it wasn't cute or that I'll get mad because of it, but if you sold my "crappy car" to buy me a "less crappy car" I'd probably call the cops since that's theft and fraud.
Steffi 26
It's a big deal because OP's old consoles and games meant soo much to OP, and were taken away from him/her without warning, and replaced with something he/she didn't want as much as he/she wanted his old consoles and games.
Fou_Lou 20
Imagine your BF sells some of your favorite clothing you really like and had for years without asking you to buy you a hot new piece of clothing youll probably like. Would you find that nice? Or your favorite plush thats sitting around in the house and you have since you were 5 to get you a new better one.
Ichiya 29
This would be more like your husband selling your wedding ring and several other pieces of expensive jewlery. The old game consols and the games are getting rarer every day and the prices are going up as well.
kirasant 19
Selling other people's things is wrong. Selling. Other. People's. Things. Is. Wrong. Repeat as necessary, please. So you don't sell someone's games, or books, or collectibles, or ANYTHING. Selling other people's things is wrong. It's not yours. You can't sell it, or give it away, or throw it away. That's called theft. Theft. Stealing is wrong. OP's gf is wrong. You're wrong for thinking OP shouldn't get mad. She stole from him. Her intentions just show how little respect she has for him and his possessions.
chef4money 12
I don't know anything about gaming systems either. I do however know that that is something that no one should ever do, unless OP decided to do it himself. He can get as mad as he wants, hell, he can even press charges if he wants.
Queen_of_Night 20
Sorry 139, wrong person!
GamerPerson 19
I'm sorry, OP! For some reason, the moment to do the Homer Simpson via Bart to her came to mind.
cat_overlord 13
GO TO 420 Guthrie st., Greensburg,PA. YOU WILL FIND AN AMZING COLLECTION OF OLD GAMING SYSTEMS. ITS CALLED THE WARP ZONE I THINK.
abear1317 9
If my husband did that, I'd be so pissed.